And people think I'm weird
Today I needed to go to the store for a few things. As usual, I was watching everyone who was
going by me. The guy with the dresser
not strapped to his minivan. Yes, I did
say not strapped. There he was driving
down the road with a dresser on top of his minivan. I don’t know what was keeping the thing in
place because there were no ropes, straps or even hands hanging out of windows
to keep that thing in place. The guy
towing a lawn mower with his bike. Now
I’ve seen this before. Repeatedly. And it’s never the same guy. Not even sure why this is a thing. It looks like it’s almost impossible to do. The woman walking down the street in a dress
and combat boots. I thought that look
went out of style years ago. But I guess
what’s old is new again. The guy with
the pink and purple polka dotted backpack.
Hope he was just borrowing his daughter’s for the day. The two little boys with a drill on the porch
of an abandoned boarded-up house. Uhm,
wait, that’s looks dangerous. And
possibly illegal. Where’s my cellphone. Crud, I must’ve left it at home. I’m constantly doing that. Because I’m the only person on the planet
whose not permanently attached to the blasted thing. So of course when I need it, I never seem to
have it. Oh well, it’s not like I’m a
parent to either of them. Moving
on. The girl in the mini-skirt and what
for all the world appears to be just her bra.
I’m not even going to start on what’s wrong with that. Especially since she carrying a Bible in her
hands. Then I get to the store and find
they only have 1 of the 3 things I need.
Option A: go to another
store. Option B: wait until the next
delivery day to shop again. I decide on
option B. How could I pass up another
opportunity to observe the world and the interesting creatures who live in it?
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